Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Nicole vs. Life
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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