What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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