Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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