MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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