It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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