I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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