That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
did i walk over a car last night?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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