Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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