Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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