Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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