My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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