I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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