Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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