margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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