I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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