don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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