Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Randomize
