i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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