i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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