is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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