Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
