Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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