I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Randomize
