He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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