you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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