Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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