no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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