I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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