Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.