Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...