How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The dick lei will go down in squad history