Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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(903): View more from Texas

her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.

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(817): View more from Texas

she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.

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(719): View more from Colorado

If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...

(203): View more from Connecticut

LMAO

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