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(616): View more from Michigan

who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss

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(254): View more from Texas

just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself

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(801): View more from Utah

walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.

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(703): View more from Virginia

The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am

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(214): View more from Texas

I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

it was a sexy soul patch.

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(510): View more from California

I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.

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