Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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