i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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