Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm always down for nudity.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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