He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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