I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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