You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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