The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
false alarm, still single
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