Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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