Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
thus making me awesome and them whores
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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