I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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