WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
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Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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