Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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