Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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