we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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