why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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