i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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