what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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