you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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