We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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