I want to stick my p in your. b.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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