i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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