Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.