I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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