What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
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She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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