Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(917): View more from New York City

Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?

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(248): View more from Michigan

it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar

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(315): View more from New York

idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me

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(937): View more from Ohio

don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit

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(323): View more from California

No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.

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(631): View more from New York

Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.

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(530): View more from California

.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.

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(302): View more from Delaware

You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.

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