Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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