I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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