Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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