Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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