Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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